So a recent bathroom-related q&a with Bruce went pretty much exactly like this... Right afterwards I recorded the following on my blackberry to ensure accuracy and avoid any mis-quoting.
B: daddy, I'm peepeeing
D: do u want to go potty?
B: yeah
D: are you still peepeeing?
B: no its in my bum; in my poopoo bum
D: so we need to change then?
B: yeah
------ pants off, diaper off
B: my peepee come out of there? My weewee?
D: yes, its also called your penis
B: panis? Weewee panis? And BALLS?
------ bruce grabs his balls full on.
D: yeah bruce, those are your balls
B: daddy has balls too?
D: thats right Bruce
B: megan have balls? mommy have balls?
D: no, just boys have balls bruce
B: just BIG BOYS have balls, BIG BALLS. Basketball balls? Balls balls! Big balls boys. Balls
D: that's right bruce - BIG BALLS!
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